Jennifer Aniston’s Exclusive Womb
“JENNIFER’S PREGNANCY SHOCKER.”
This Jennifer is of course, what with this being the National Enquirer, Jennifer Aniston. And the shocker is that she is or is not pregnant.
That Jennifer Aniston may or may not be pregnant is a “world exclusive”. It’s very likely the biggest world exclusive of the year so far, more exclusive than “Mel Gibson Might Be Jewish”, “Madonna Gets Older By The Day” and “Will We All Be Speaking French in 2010?”
And it keeps on getting more exclusive when we learn that Aniston will only get pregnant by “sperm”, so ruling half of you out.
Still more exclusive, is that the sperm should be produced by a human male.
Filtering down the ovarian tube of sensation, we happen upon one Jason Lewis, a model-turned-actor.
Failing that, there is Vince Vaughn, or boxer-turned-model Paul Sculfor.
We would go on but to do so could jeopardise the exclusivity of Jennifer’s womb and open it up to just about anyone…
Posted: 3rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
