Alex Curran’s The Bag Of Dorian Gray
by Anorak | 10th, January 2008
WAG Alex Curran is holding a bag. It’s made from the perineums of a million organic-milk-reared snakes.
The Suns says the bag costs £1,500 and after it’s been born in Geppetto’s bag studio it is injected with botox.
This keeps the bag fresh and alive. Of course, had Curran kept abreast of bag trends she would be stepping out in the company of the still warm, hollowed out and springy-skinned cadaver of a Siberian tiger.
But Botox it is. And given the amount of skin-ravaging sunshine the average Wag imbibes, the Curran bag takes on Dorian Gray properties.
Keep injecting lest bag and bag lady become indistinguishable…
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