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Britney Spears Takes Life By The Bull Ring

by | 11th, January 2008

birmingham-paparazzi.jpg“BRIT TAKES IT UP THE BRUM!” announces the Daily Sport.

The paper’s crime correspondent comes up with a headline that includes all the elements that makes the paper what it is:

Blonde starlet + football chant + sex = news

As such, it is an early contender for Tabloid Headline of the Year.

(The Sport is the paper where interviewees are invited to respond to the poser: Bum fun?”)

The story, such as it is, is that Britney Spears is considering moving to the UK to live with Birmingham-born snapper Adnan Ghalib. She will swap Hollywood for a temperate marine climate, canals, trips to the Bull Ring and bisons…



Posted: 11th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink