UK Police Import Kerry Katona’s German Heil Hounds
WITH Kerry Katona learning German to best communicate with her heil hund, the Mirror says the police are following her lead.
A shortage of Alsatian dogs in the UK means British police are importing the beats from Germany.
To the commands “Sitz”, “Hol” and “Penalty!” the German dogs obey with unerring dedication to order.
Says dog trainer PC David Heaps: “For breeders in the UK it is all about looks. But the dogs do not have the same abilities for bite, let go and obedience as those bred in Germany.”
Happy days, indeed. And we, like you, look forward to our new black-uniformed officers barking our commands in German as they uphold law and order.
Guten Arbende Leute. Papers!
Posted: 11th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
