Ronaldo Is ‘Stuck Up’ With A Hooker In Rome
SAYS the News of the World: “PROSTITUTE loving soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo has been up to his old tricks again—jetting off for a sleazy orgy with TWO Rome vice girls.”
“Ronaldo proud of hat-trick,” says Sky Sports. “Ronaldo inspires Reds romp,” says IC Wales. “Gill: Ronaldo not for sale,” says the Press Association. Ronaldo shoots and he scores!
The NOTW’s investigators visited the Divafutura club; investigating, possibly dressed in a macintosh and dark glasses.
One girl was, reportedly, called Nikki, naturally. The other was called Nicole.
Nicole whispered: “Do you have a hotel? We can go there and have sex. We can have a party with my friend and your friend. If you want we can swap over. I will charge £200.”
She added: “We have lots of famous people who come here. Ronaldo the football player was here a few days ago—but I didn’t like him. He was a bit, how you say, stuck-up.”
We can say no more to that…
Note: Has anyone ever seen Ronaldo actually out with a woman?
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