Princess Diana’s Is The Media’s Whore
NO easy thing to breathe new life into the Princess Diana legend.
But her mother Frances Shand Kydd has made good fist at it by calling her daughter a “WHORE”.
Kydd, who looks like Michael Caine in drag, gives rise to the front-page headlines: “YOU WHORE DIANA” (Sun), “DIANA YOU ARE A WHORE” (Express), “THE DAY DIANA’S MOTHER CALLED HER A WHORE (Mail) and “DIANA WAS A WHORE” (Star).
The shock may have affected the papers’ ability to pun and make light of news. But it can be hoped that this development has opened up new and exciting avenues for Diana and her official merchandisers.
Look out for the Diana’ Telephone Kiosk Calling Card (embossed and bearing the legend “By Royal Appointment”), the Diana Doll (with realistic tilting head) and the Diana: No Hire Love, a 500-page study on Diana’s knicker drawer by Paul Burrell…
Posted: 15th, January 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
