Angelina Jolie Guns For Britney’s Nippers
by Anorak | 15th, January 2008
“ANGIE’S TWISTED HUNGER FOR VIOLENCE,” announces the National Enquirer’s cover page.
There’ a picture of Angelina Jolie brandishing a gun. She’s aiming at the Enquirer’s readers. And this below the headline “BRITNEY’S DEAD”.
Surely Angelina can find other children to adopt and can leave Sean Preston and Jayden James alone? “What will happen to Britney’s boys?” wonders the Enquirer. Both are white and blonde. And Jolie already has a big one and a small one of those.
Chances are they will have to remain with their father, Kevin Federline, or else we should hope Britney lives on.
Which brings us to Angelina and her gun…
Posted: 15th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
