Dancing On Ice Needs You
THE Sun says the Dancing On Ice pro-celebrity skating show is “searching for the best “NON-CELEBRITY” skater.
Readers may care to know that Chris Fountain is illegible on account of his being billed as a “celebrity”. So too is Michael Underwood, who fills the pro-celebrity dancing slot reserved for “GMTV Presenter”.
TV executives will be looking beyond the GMTV sofa to find a yet-to-be celebrated ice skating talent who will then perform in the season finale.
With any luck the country’s best non-celebrity ice skater will get to have the full celeb experience and be belittled by the talent show’s obligatory unpleasant judge, in this instance Jason Gardener, who seems to be suffering from some kind of fungal face infection (get the insults in first, kids).
We will watch avidly, as will the British Winter Olympic committee who are always on the look out for talent and amateur sportspersons comfortable in shrink-to-fit lycra…
Posted: 17th, January 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
