Gordon Ramsay’s F-Plan Diet
GORDON Ramsay, the panicky TV chef, is on the telly tonight, “cooking live for the first time”.
The opposite of live is, naturally, dead. But Ramsay’s raison d’etre is not only to be reborn but to be reborn without the swearing.
The Star says Ramsay has been told “SHUT THE F-WORD UP, GORD!”
It used to be enough for TV chefs just to cook something, now they are on crusades, telling us what to cook, where to buy it and how to eat it. Cooking, shopping and growing times should all be 25 minutes, with a break for the adverts.
Ramsay’s crusade is to part of anti-swearing campaign, showing the sweary British nation that it is not too late to change…
Posted: 18th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
