Does Ken Livingstone Recycle His Urine?
DISAPPOINTING news for anyone planning to never find any good in Ken Livingstone, the miserabilisit London mayor.
The Mail (“Livingstone accused of drinking on duty”) says the London mayor has been “filmed allegedly swigging whisky at official meetings”.
This alleged happening is said to have occurred at 10am while in session with London assembly members. If true, then Ken has broken the Greater London Authority’s code of conduct.
Readers also learn that Ken has been, allegedly, seen drinking “‘an amber liquid’” at a questions and answer session with Ilford voters.
Such is the thrust of political debate that Channel 4’s Dispatches programme claims to have obtained a sample of said liquid and sent it down to forensics. The substance is said to have been 47 per cent alcohol. It forms the pivotal moment of tonight’s TV show.
Was it booze? Or might it be that Ken is recycling his urine? It was he who told Londoners not to flush the toilet. We are faced with the possibility that Ken’s urine is 47 per cent proof, which – and any scientists do let me know – could provide enough venom to power a small car or scooter.
And one final question: if this brew powers Ken, should he paying a congestion charge?
A urine amnesty cannot be far off…
Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
