Cole To Newcastle’s Cheryl: Ashley Is Kicked Into Touch
“SOBBING Cheryl Cole was ‘inconsolable’ yesterday after discovering love rat hubby Ashley had humiliated her by sleeping with a hairdresser”
Yesterday the Sun led with “ASHLEY CHEATS ON CHERYL”, words that any football fan can chant whenever Cole turns out for Chelsea or England.
A source says the furious Girls Aloud singer, a Newcastle native, yelled at her husband: “How could you humiliate me like this in front of everyone?”
Sun readers cup their ears and lean in. “Get out. It’s over – you’ve ruined it all.”
“Should Cheryl dump Ashley for good?” asks the Sun.
YES:0906 654 ****
NO: 0906 654 ****
Cherlyl awaits your call. She can’t answer them all, and may need her mum to operate the ‘YES’ and ‘NO ‘lines during busy times.
Should the hammer fall on “NO”, Ashley and Cherly can renew their wedding vows in OK!, or perhaps in a bid not to revist old ground by move on, Hello!.
If it is “YES”, then Cheryl may need to grow her hair long or find another Mr Cole to marry, as the charming tattoo on the back of her neck demands.
Happily, Ashley is teammates with one Joe Cole, a single footballer who may well step up to the mark…
Aimee Helps Poor Cheryl Cole Understand Sick, Cheating Ashley
Posted: 26th, January 2008 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
