Deconstructing Britney Spears: Media Studies

BRITNEY Spears is sitting on a low wall.

Britney Spears is wearing a Tommy Trinder-style trilby hat, an anorak and a small Yorkshire Terrier.

Britney Tears (Mail) is wearing a pair of denim hotpants (not visble) and a “fedora hat” (back to hat class for the Mail).

Britney Spears says: “I’m fine. I’m sitting for once and having a nice time with my dog.”

Britney Spears is suffering from “mental issues”, suggest Barbara Walters on The View TV show.

Britney Spears’s agent Sam Lufti told Barabra Walters that Britney was starting “some kind of treatment”.

Britney Spears’ dog is called London.

Britney Spears is not alone. Kylie Minogue says she can help her.

Discuss. Debate. And contrast.

And in 300 words or less tell us what you think Britney Spears is doing, and what she should do next…

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