Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s 18-Month Itch
HAS Cheryl Cole developed the 18-month itch?
Right now Cheryl is deciding what to do about her footballer, Ashley Cole.
It’s hard to know what to do for the best, what with Polly Hudson in the Mirror advising one thing and the GMTV team yet to make a united judgement.
And what of the itching? In “CHERLY: SEX TEST FEAR OVER ASHLEY”, Star readers learn “PRAY BITCH DIDN’T LEAVE YOU AN ITCH”.
It turns out that “DEVASTATED” Cheryl Cole “fears for her sexual health”. This after the news that one Aimee Walton says she slept with Cole’s
footballer, a claim echoed by mod-el Brooke Healy, who added that sex with said footballer was unprotected (although she claims the footballer’s
people paid her a sum of hush money by way of security).
Meanwhile, Cherly is, as reported, losing weight. The Sun says the singer has not eaten for a week. This is not some plan to get Cheryl in shape
for her next pop video, rather a reaction to her husband’s alleged philandering.
Nor is Cheryl to emabrk on her Itch Away The XTra Inch DVD workout. Although, Sceintists at the Michigan School of Dieting And Scratchology say itching can burn off more calories than sex…
Posted: 31st, January 2008 | In: Back pages, Caption Competition, Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
