Nicolas Anelka Is Tongue Tied
by Anorak | 3rd, February 2008
REPORTS the New of the World, in conversation with “shop girl” Natalie Merriman: Nicolas Anelka, footballer: “THRILLED her in bed with his astonishing gymnastic tongue.”
This may explain why po-faced Anelka, nicknamed Le Sulk, rarely if ever opens his mouth, the living brand taking care to keep his powder dry for when he runs out of clubs to play for and needs a new career.
Today Chelsea, tomorrow a Baga Award 3 in tongnastics…
Posted: 3rd, February 2008 | In: Back pages Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
