Sharking With Dolphin Dave, Great White And Natasha Bedingfield
IS a Great White shark swimming off the coast of Norfolk?
The Star features a picture of a savaged baby porpoise. And this just weeks after a porpoise was bitten in half and a seal was “ripped to shreds”.
Says the paper: “Fears are now growing that Jaws-style beast is prowling the East-Anglia coast.”
The Star consults some peoples who would know. “It was gruesome and is does look l like a big bite mark,” says one professor of sharkology.
“There is no reason why there wouldn’t be great whites off the coast,” says another shark enthusiast.
This news is followed by the story of Daniel Buck and Michael Jukes who “HITCHED LIFT ON A DOLPHIN”.
The “jokers”, from Kent, have now been charged with recklessly or intentionally disturbing a dolphin.
A dolphin expert looks at a video of the incident and says the dolphin, nicknamed Dave, was being “disturbed”. Says Jukes: “I would not have hurt the dolphin. It swam up underneath me and pushed me up.”
We have little need to describe the physical characteristics of a typical dolphin and just let it be said that in light of incidence with bicycle and fence, Mr Jukes may have got away lightly…
STOP PRESS: The Star features a picture of singer Natasha Bedingfield kissing a dolphin on the muzzle. It proves “those mucky smiles you always see from dolphins are caused by filthy desires.” We refer readers to article aforesaid…
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