Britney Spears’ Ice-Cream Headache
NO longer is the tabloid talk of Britney Spears’ vagina. It’s not even about her breasts, nor is it about her buttocks.
The Sun leads with news of the Spears mind.
“GET ME OUT DAD,” thunders the front-page news. And further into the paper: “BRING ME ICE CREAM.”
Spears no longer communicates in complete sentences, rather in shouty orders. Hit me, baby! Come on you bloomin’ ‘orse! “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*** it!”
Britney has been taking the waters at a Los Angeles clinic, from where she has now been set loose. During her stay, she made telephone calls. One was made to her father, Jamie Spears.
JAMIE SPEARS: Can I bring you anything?
BRITNEY: Yes. Bring me some ice cream
JS: What flavour?
BD: Vanilla
It’s the kind of anecdote that with some padding, a little polishing, a decent punchline and a team of writers could be turned into the pivotal moment of a TV show, or else a biography.
Tomorrow, the Sun reveals if Spears even did get her ice cream, and what, if anything, the cold brew did to her already “troubled” mind…
Posted: 7th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
