Holly Willoughby’s Breasts Are Cuffed
by Anorak | 7th, February 2008
“DANCING On Ice bosses are thrashing out a £5million deal to keep their hands on sizzling Holly Willoughby’s boobs.”
The Star goes on to say that a £5million “golden handcuffs” deal is on the table.
Can you be handcuffed to your breasts?
And if so, should Ms Willoughby take to carrying her expensive breasts around in a gold attaché case, attached to her arm by said cuffs?
UPDATE: The Dancing On Ice celebrity cull goes on. The Mirror reports that a “sickness bug” has hit the agonists…
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