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That You, Jeremy Beadle?

by | 8th, February 2008

balaclava.jpgA MAN in a black balaclava puts a gun to another man’s head. The second figure has his hands behind his head. The second man’s head is covered by a white pillow case.

Tony Sharp is manager of the HSBC bank, Penzance, Devon. He is in a car. He is being driven to Penzance railway station. He is ordered from the car.

Boots on gravel. Boots on tarmac. He hears a clicking sound.

The pillow case is removed. The sound of laughter.

And there before him is a man. He removes his balaclava.

It’s… No. It’s not Jeremy Beadle. Like you, we thought this was going to be the pay off. But we shall have to wait little longer for that.

It’s Les Allen. “The bank prank,” says the Mail. “Manager ‘kidnapped’ in 40th birthday revenge stunt.”

The wait for the Beadle Bounce continues…



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