Je M’Appalled, Mr Rude
MEET Mr Rude. Bonjour, Mr Rude.
Mr Rude is French. Mr Rude is, as the Sun reports, “impolite, ill-mannered and smelly”.
Mr Rude invites people to pull his finger which acts as a trigger for his breaking wind. Mr Rude has a French accent. Mr Rude has large nose.
A spokesman for the French ambassador says Mr Rude is “unlikely to improve Anglo-French relations”.
Happily, Mr Rude is being broadcast on Channel Five, meaning only a few of us will watch it.
Says a spokesman for the UK’s thirty-fifth channel: “The fact Mr Rude has a French accent is meant to be light-hearted and tongue-in cheek and no offence to the French.”
Had offence been intended, Mr Rude would have been set in occupied France in the 1940s…
NOTE: The Mirror is giving its readers a free copy of Mr Nosey, the East German
Posted: 11th, February 2008 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
