Myleene Klass’s Baby Shower
“MYLEENE: We made baby in jungle shower.”
Myleene is Myleene Klass, and the Sun’’s Caroline Iggulden has “adapted” extracts from Myleene’s books My Bump & Me.
On first seeing the Sun’s feature, the Anorak wonders at what point the paper became a parody of itself, and how brave it was to do so?
“Getting pregnant was an accident. A gorgeously happy accident,” begins Caroline, channelling Myleene.
“When I decided to go into the Australian rainforest for I’m A Celebrity, the idea of having a baby was the last thing on my mind.”
The likes of Chris Biggins, Janet Street-Porter, Wayne Sleep and other former stars of the reality TV show may well gasp. For this shower having a baby in a jungle clearing was what the I’m A Celebrity jungle promised most.
But with whom would Myleene conceive? Matt Willis and Jason Donovan both had significant others, leaving Myleen faced with breeding with David Gest, Jan Leeming or Lauren Booth.
And with just two weeks to fall pregnant, and potential mates being voted off nightly, Mylenee’s plans were looking forlorn.
Luckily, when the show was over, Myleene had a spare hour with her Graham who had followed her into the shower.
Readers are shown pictures of Myleene in the show’s shower, the thermostatically controlled waterfall. Is this the birthing rain beneath which Myleene’s daughter Ava was sired?
It turns out not. Myleene is being impregnated in the shower at her hotel. It’s one for Ava’s album. Which is a shame because if the celebrity jungle lacks one thing it is landmarks and a back story?
But not a book. Not any more…
Posted: 11th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
