Jeremy Beadle Approaches
by Anorak | 13th, February 2008
“FAREWELL to Beadle,” says the Express.
The paper says tomorrow the prankster will be buried. Anorak liked Beadle and cannot help but think this is all part of his greatest jape yet.
As the mourners bow their heads and bend to throw some earth into the grave, the message “Kick Me” – from notes stuck to their pew seats – is made clear.
The sound of boots on gravel. A bearded man in a policeman’s hat approaches from the rear…
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