Jade Goody Meets Jeremy Beadle

JEREMY Beadle is stood by Jade Goody.

“Jade Goody, You’ve been Beadled,” says the Sun. It’s a “homage” to “stunt king” Beadle, “TV’s greatest prankster”.

Beadle has been buried. But there is a remembrance service to come ,and who knows if that will be the cue for Beadle to pop up and say “Gotcha!”.

The Sun’s Beadle tribute sees two pretend coppers arrive at Jade’s Essex home. All eyes are on her Bentley car.

“Don’t tell me I’ve bought a stolen car – it’s not one of them car that’s been stuck together with another one is it?” asks Jade.

We look at the car, which appears as a composite blend of its bits of Volvo, Rolls Royce and fleet BMW.

“Are you familiar with the term cut and shut?” asks DI Dickens. (This is a real actor and not one of the UK’s celebrity coppers.)

Jade wonders. Is that when you say ‘Shut yer mahf or I’ll cut yer?’ “Oh no,” says Jade.

Jade is worried. And then the picture of Jeremy Beadle pops up from behind a bush. “Jade Goody, you’ve been Beadled.”

And everyone falls about laughing…

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