Amy Winehouse Covers Up Tattoo For America
AMY Winehouse. New tooth. New blonde hair, albeit housed beneath a knitted bee hive.
New tan. And a fuller bosom.
Grammy winning Amy Winehouse has already cracked America, but she seems aware at how they like their celebrities over there – shrink-wrapped out of the box rebellion.
So here’s Winehouse in the Star, her tattoo of a topless stunna adapted for the American market. The nipples are coloured in, so that her ‘Girl’ is now wearing a black bra.
Not, not a red one. Ho-ho. It’s a black one, which is much more demure.
Look out for Winehouse cracking the Iranian market by swaddling her tattoo in a burka, Vatican City by dressing her in a wimple and the Swedish market by sticking a plastic policeman’s helmet on her head and piecing her nipples with birch twigs……
Posted: 15th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink