Posh And Becks Marry Again: VIII.V.MMVI
“POSH AND BECKS WED AGAIN.”
The Mirror’s front-page headline is a sensation. David Beckham and Victoria have married once more. “New vows and new tattoos,” trills the Mirror. Well, what do you get the couple who have so much?
To the grounds of Beckingham Palace. A guest says: “We were in tears. It was beautiful and very non-showbiz.”
Indeed, what could be less “showbiz” that Day-vid and Vicky standing in the grounds of their UK mansion, repeating their own vows and marking the big day by tattooing the ceremony date on their wrists in Roman numerals?
As the Mirror notes the tattoo says “VIII.V.MMVI”. Out with old Latin book and we see that Posh and Becks were remarried on… 8 March 2006.
It’s a sensation. Look out for other Mirror scoops and “EXCLUSIVES”:
“Man Lands on Moon” – Dies Veneris vii Junius MCMLXIX
Newspapers run out of stories – Dies Saturni iii Februarius MMVIII
And so on…
Posted: 16th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
