Cheryl Cole Gives Ashley A ‘Thrashing’
CHERYL Cole and her footballer, Ashley Cole, are “thrashing” about.
The Sun says Cheryl is “considering forgiving” Ashley for, as one Aimee Walton claims, cheating on her in a vomit-fuelled romp. “Cheryl takes cheat Ashley back,” says the Mirror on its cover.
But the decision is not yet made. A source tells us that “all her friends” think Cheryl is “nuts” for sticking with (surely to) her man.
But she loves him so. As the Mirror notes, at the Brits music awards, “She was so distressed she couldn’t even bring herself to stay for Sir Paul McCartney’s…finale and fled 20 minutes before the end.” One verse of Paul’s Frog Chorus could have pushed her over the edge. And us.
(For those of you who watched the show, that’s “Mr Sir Paul McCartney”, as billed by Ozzy Osbourne.)
But what to do? Can Cheryl trust her footballer again? In the Star, Cheryl is introducing Ashley to her “WAGNA CARTA”, her rules of marriage.
One may suppose the vows the couple exchanged before the OK! snappers pretty much had things covered. But celebrity is always looking for the new, and here we have the post-marriage vows.
Cheryl insists that Ashley should indulge in “one romantic gesture a week”. Fans of Cole’s Chelsea ream should not be surprised to see Cole joining the field of play with a rose jammed between his buttocks and a teddy bear holding a red balloon tethered to his laces.
Sickly sweet. But not too sickly – not while the scars are still raw…
Posted: 22nd, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
