Cheryl Cole Watches Ashley Cole On Player Cam
CHERYL Cole and her Ashley are still making news.
Encouraging signs are, though, that Ashley has listened to Cheryl’s reported demands and will know of his whereabouts at all times.
The Star is leading with news that tomorrow afternoon Cheryl’s footballer will be in the Wembley region of north-west London.
For purposes of identification, Ashley will be wearing a blue top with matching blue shorts and blue socks, all in manmade fibres.
Should his friends be wearing the same, further evidence of Ashley’s whereabouts will be provided by the number ‘3’ on his back and the word “COLE”.
However, as the Star says (“CHERYL SNUBS ASHLEY”), Cheryl will not be in Wembley to observe her footballer in person, but in Los Angeles (Sun: “I might see you LA-ter, Ashley”). She will rely on TV footage, spotters and ‘Player Cam’ for a full report.
Short of chipping Cole, it’s a terrific plan. But in the Sun readers learn that “Ashley Cole has been dumped – this time by Chelsea chief Avram Grant”. Cheryl’s footballer won’t be playing.
It is thought he will be sat in the crowd, or the bench as it is known in football terms. And spotters should take care not to confuse the ‘genuine’ Cole with one of the many impostors wearing the same shirt, with the same number and the same name.
Although, this is a very dwindling band…
Posted: 23rd, February 2008 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
