Nicolas Sarkozy Swears By Trou Du Cul A La Mode
NICOLAS Sarkozy is at the Paris Agriculture Show. Says he: “We want it to be recognised among world heritage.” He wants French food to be listed by Unesco as part of the world’s heritage.
Old Mr Anorak pints out that dining with separate courses, rather than with all presented at once as in a buffet (service à la française) was brought to France from Russia (service à la Russe), which, being partly Asian, was no doubt influenced by China.
Anorak recalls how is was Mr Sarkozy’s predecessor, minute-man M. Chirac, who opined of British cuisine: “One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad” and “The only thing they have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease.”
Old Mr Anorak has been eating the great British faggot for 35 years and has only needed three courses of emetic and five stomach pumpings. Whereas he is certain remnants of Tripes à la mode de Caen will never fully leave him. As for the sheep flambé dans la rue, he can never forget.
But the event was overshadowed by Sarkozy swearing at a man, possibly a French farmer, as many Brtions have done through the ages:.
When Sarko approaches while shaking hands with the crowd, the man on the left says: “Don’t touch me”.
Sarko replies: “Then get lost”.
The man: “You dirty me when you touch me”.
Sarko: “Then get lost, pauvre con.” This translates as “stupid a-hole”.
Or trou du cul a la mode…
Posted: 24th, February 2008 | In: Politicians Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
