Jennifer Lopez And Hollywood Await The Evil Twin
MUCH excitement now that Jennifer Lopez, aka Jenny From The Block, is preparing the birthing mat for her twins.
Twins are vey much the now look among celebrity babies. Julia Roberts gave birth to twins, and Angelina Jolie is, reportedly, carrying a brace of children. You are not anyone unless you have twins. Concerned celebs should circulate Ultrasound pictures of their unborn child and see if they can get a match.
Anorak’s UltraSound Database is not yet full functional, but if you send in your pictures we will do our best to find a twin. A hasty adoption may well stave off any feelings of Solo Kid Shame (SKIDS), and you should take care to pass off the ‘twin’ as a genetic throwback.
Nice Little Earners
In readiness for her twins, People magazine reports that Jenny has opened a “lengthy registry” with a shop called Petit Tresor (Little Earners). The shop’s Nina and Sam have already helped Jenny design nurseries and now they are now ordering in the vitals.
J.Lo will keep her new baby boy wrapped in a cashmere cardigan, hat and bootie pants from Baby Cz, $279 and, of course, a matching pink set, $279, for the new fashionista of the family. The two newest members of the Anthony-Lopez clan will also have a set of Plain Mary’s Hunk and Babe onesies, $169. For the nursery, the twins will dream away in Chelsea Sleigh cribs, $1390 each while Mom and Dad relax in Glam Gliders $1,420 each. And when they need changing, the twins will have a Clara changing table, $1780. And why give up gorgeous handbags just because diapers are involved? Check out Jennifer’s Italian leather and snake skin trim Mia Bossi diaper bag, $1250.
And…
And nothing. It’s so very humble. Jenny is not spending large, failing to invest a massive chunk of the reported $6million she’s getting for showing her children to the world in platinum bibs and nappies made from the perineums of Angolan butterflies.
Maybe she is keeping the money should anything go wrong, and one of the twins – as is the way in Hollwywood – turn out to be born evil and needs to be housed on an island amid an ocean-sized swimming pool?
The Beverley Sisters were not available for comment…
Posted: 26th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
