3am Girls Enjoy Sienna Miller And Rhys Ifans In-Flight Entertainment
PROFESSIONAL girlfriend Sienna Miller is pictured on the cover of the Mirror in the company of a grinning Rhys Ifans.
“IN BED AT 37,000FT,” comes the headline. “Sienna and Rhys’s amazing jet antics.”
Inside and: “Sienna revels in a flight of passion. WE SEE HER FROLIC IN 33in BED ON PLANE WITH RHYS.”
And so we find ourselves aboard a flight from Los Angeles to London. The paper’s 3am Girls, Clemmie Moodie and Danielle Lawler, are sat a few seats away from Miller and Ifans. The voyeurs look on as Ifans removes his top and jumps “giggling” into Miller’s bed.
A few seats to one side is James McAvoy. He is reading a sudoku book, possibly researching a new film on the life and times of Chris Sudoku, the Most Boring Man In London (1822-1898). Or else he is trying to fall asleep.
The 3am Girls are all eyes and ears. They hear “slurping and squelching”. They see “tongues a go-go”. There is “hair-stroking”, “nibbling” and whispers. Dinner is a “tomato and mozzarella soup, beef stroganoff and roast chicken”.
Such is the of things among the new “Upper Class”…
Posted: 27th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (9) | TrackBack | Permalink
