A Free Knife With Every Tesco Drink
by Anorak | 4th, March 2008
SALLY Owen-Brown is opening the wrapper on her carton of drink.
The four-year-old finds not a straw but a 31/2-inch blade.
Says Sally’s father Raymond: “We were all shocked. It looked horrendous.”
Tesco, where the drink was purchased, says it will investigate. But surely this is just the supermarket responding to what today’s youth demands.
The real shock is that all pre-made drinks do not come with a free knife, or at the very least a spliff and a packet of genital wart cream..
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