British Drunks Offered Acceptable Behaviour Contracts
by Anorak | 4th, March 2008
NO more “STREET DRUNKS”, says the Mirror.
Know that people caught with alcohol where drinking is banned will “see fines rise from £500 to £2,500 if they refuse to stop”.
“Regular trouble makers” will be given “acceptable behaviour contracts” which “could ban them from specific areas”.
The Government’s MBA approach to life, with its blue sky thinking to the booze road map sees drinkers offered a contract, like those given to professional footballs and assassins.
Drinkers are advised to read the small print, lest it also bar them from eating cake mix, inhaling dog shit and smoking in the “common air zone”…
Posted: 4th, March 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
