German Soldiers Are Fat And Unhealthy
by Anorak | 4th, March 2008
NEWS from Germany: “German soldiers are overweight, smoke too much and do not engage in enough sports, according to a report published Tuesday by the parliamentary commissioner for the defence force.”
Bad news? Good news? So much for spick-and-span Germans. What now for British comedy? Of course the British Empire was once ruled by a female German midget.
“Male and female soldiers are too fat, partake little in sports and pay too little attention to what they eat,” Reinhold Robbe said in his official report to parliament. He called the situation “shocking.”
Begin the invasion…
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