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Shlebs: Jennifer Ellison’s Killer Boobs, Dani’s Dress, Largerfeld’s Anorexia

by | 6th, March 2008

celebrity-bodies.jpgSHLEBS: Anorak’s look at celebrities making the news

DAILY STAR front page: “SEXY” Jennifer Ellison has “amazing DD boobs”.

So amazing are they that they have been distracting her “randy co-stars”, forcing expensive reshoots of scenes in her latest film.

This is “JEN’S £5M BOOB.”

Says actors Reece Shearsmith: “They are big, probably the best in the business. There is a scene where I am mesmerised with her chest – and she headbutts me and breaks my nose.”

Should Ellison’s false breasts be handed out as a matter of course to all women keen on self-defence?

“She doesn’t give a Dan…”

Danielle Lloyd is in a club. “Bubbly Dani didn’t even seem to care when the zip of her dress slipped down..”

That’ll learn her to wear a dress. She won’t be making that mistake again…

GEMMA Bissix (front page): “BED THE BUILDER”.

Says EastEnders’ Gemma: “I’ve got a bit of a builder fetish. But to be honest I am just attracted to ambition”.

“I hope to be back on Monday to finish the job,” says Gemma’s dreamy guy…

SUN (front page): “Jimmy’s horror at isle link

Human remains are found at a children’s home in Jersey.

Says Sir Jimmy Savile: “For anybody who opens a garden fete 38 years ago for half an hour and ends up with people nudging each other in restaurants and saying, ‘That man’s associated with those murdered children,’ it’s a nasty thing.”

“SWAYZE NEEDS A MIRACLE”

Surely cancer victim Patrick Swayze needs a Ghost of a chance?

KARL Lagerfeld: “Anorexia is nothing to do with fashion. Let’s talk about the 25 per cent of girls who are overweight.”

He can be so catty

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Posted: 6th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink