Cherly Cole Should Play The Field With Ashley
THE Vomit ‘n’ Tell matter of Cheryl Cole and her footballer Ashley continues to grip the worlds of pop and sport.
The Sun says Cheryl remains “furious” at her footballer and “suspects” he cheated on her in the marital bed.
Which means, naturally enough, that Cheryl and her footballer must move to a new house. The bed is sent to Jeremy Kyle’s forensic department and form the denouement on a celebrity DNA special.
Says a source: “She has told him there will be NO more boys’ holidays ever again, and NO more lads’ night out for a long time either.”
Quite right too. If there is one thing that guarantees a happy and long-lasting marriage it is one spouse dictating to the other what they must do.
The only thing left to sort out is how Ashley’s employers at Chelsea FC can help the Girls Aloud singer.
With mid-week evening games looming and a Champion’s League quarter-final in a venue as seductive as Rome, Barcelona, Istanbul or Manchester, Ashley may be forced to remain at home.
Or take Cheryl with him, possibly in place of the club’s pint-sized wonder Joe Cole, whose named shirt she could use to avoid being spotted…
Posted: 7th, March 2008 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
