‘Pregnant’ Britney Spears Has Is Cooking On Gas
GIVEN the eating habits and lifestyle of Britney Spears, might the bump in her tum-tum be less baby than gas? Spears is a mum of two.
No chance, says the Star. “BRIT ADMITS I AM HAVING A BRAT.”
Britney is in a shop. She is looking at things. Pictures are being taken. Says an onlooker: “She was clearly feeling conscious about her belly because she kept trying to cover it by holding her hands over it, or covering it with what looked like a jacket.”
No, dear readers, not a jacket with a price tag attached, evidence of Britney’s meltdown as she enacts a Winona Ryder moment. The jacket is not stuffed down her pants. That is a baby. At least the Star is certain.
Finally: “And Britney, 26, has reportedly been gobbling down extra-large portions of her favourite food, fuelling further rumours.”
Eating a lot… Recovering from depression… Wandering a shop…. A bump beneath her top…
Its has to be a baby. What other explanation could there be? Unless…
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Posted: 7th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
