Holly Willoughby Is Today’s Blonde
by Anorak | 10th, March 2008
HOLLY Willoughby is on the cover of the Daily Express.
“GET ME A BLONDE!” screams the Express’s editor, as he does every morning.
The file on Princess Diana is missing. Madeleine McCann is best ignored. Heather Mills is a dirty blonde. The Diana Dors retrospective is not yet ready.
And in steps Holly Willoughby. Sighs of relief. Holly is wearing a dress. A red dress.
“Holly takes the plunge again… as lady in red,” says the headline.
Holly Willoughby smiles a blonde smile…
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