Press Release Of The Day: Free Concert Tickets For Sperm Donors
SPERM donors get free tickets for rocking out:
Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.
Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.
Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.
The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.
Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com.
What music do most donors – and onanists – like? Anything by Kylie? Cliff Richard?
Posted: 12th, March 2008 | In: Online-PR, Strange But True Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
