Ben Dover Sticks It To The Dirty Digger’s Labour Party
BEN Dover – which might not be his real name – could be the new General Secretary of the Labour Party.
Says the News of The World: “THEY’VE already got Ed Balls and Alistair Darling…but the Labour party could have had porn film king Ben Dover as GENERAL SECRETARY.”
Ed Balls is not a real porn name, nor is Alistair Darling. Both monikers appear to owe more to It Ain’t Half Hot Mum or anything by Hale & Pace. They are suggestive of camp comedy.
Ben Dover features such titles as The Porn Ultimatum, Hey Fatty Bum Bum and Porn Idol. He is the real thing.
Ben did not get the Labour Party job.
But Given his love of the pun, Ben may consider the job of picking the new Prime Minister and contact Mr Rupert Murdoch (aka Dirty Digger) about being News International’s next editor in chief…
Posted: 16th, March 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
