The Poem Of Tony Blair By The Bard Of Downing Street

WHO wrote Ode To Tony Blair? Ahem:

“At Downing Street upon the stair,

I met a man who wasn’t Blair,

He wasn’t Blair again today,

Oh how I wish he’d go away.”

Tory Shadow Business Secretary Alan Duancan says its Business Secretary John Hutton.

Not so, says Hutton: “I would write better poetry than that.”

This is John Hutton who can rhyme entreprenewer with sewer. So, perhaps, yes. Or no.

So who wrote the poem? And can you do better?

Picture: Poldraw

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