The Lohan Best Silent Sex Tape
“IS ‘Lohan’ sex tape the Best?” asks the Sun.
“Caught in the act … ‘Lindsay Lohan’,” runs the caption beneath the grainy shot of head.
For all the advancements in technology and cinematic know how, today’s actresses can achieve a lasting fame by appearing in images seemingly collected by a pinhole camera.
The image is thought to be of Lohan performing what tabloid newspapers call a “sex act” on Calum Best, blank-faced son to the late George Best.
It’s hard to see who it is, or isn’t. Says the Sun: “At this stage, neither party has confirmed or denied whether this is the real deal.”
It’s all smack of a return to the age of silent cinema. Looking at the image, you half expect a piano to strike up, a saxophone to luxuriate and an onscreen intertitle declare: “Scene 1: Miss Lohan Gives Mr Calum an insight into her muse”…
Posted: 20th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
