Danielle Lloyd’s Easter Egg Cups
“DANI – Our babe’s opening her eggs early,” says the Star’s front-page headline, words illustrated by Danielle Lloyd in a swimsuit.
Danielle’s fingers are hooked into her bra cups in the manner of the Artful Dodger fingering his braces in readiness for a quick bout of “I’d Do Anything”.
Many words can be used to describe Danielle’s breasts – “unreal”, “box-fresh” and “inflate to 200lbs per square inch” – but Anorak had yet to hear them described as “eggs”.
But eggs are not enough. What kind go eggs are they?
Right Reverend Host: “I’m afraid you’ve got a bad egg, Ms. Shetty!”
The Curate: “Oh no, my Lord, I assure you! Parts of it are excellent!”
Danielle’s breasts might be chocolate eggs, specifically orange Kinder Eggs, which after a light tapping open up to reveal collectable miniatures of footballers Dani has dated.
Collect the full set of three…
Picture: The Spine
Posted: 21st, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
