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Paul McCartney Weeps For The Fifth Fifth Beatle

by | 25th, March 2008

beatles-beatle-number-five.jpg“MACCA WEEPS FOR FIFTH BEATLE,” says the Daily Mirror on its front page.

Says the Mirror: “Grief-stricken Macca was last night mourning childhood friend Neil Aspinall – the man dubbed the Fifth Beatle.”

Mr Aspinall was known to millions as the Fifth Fifth Beatle, having inherited the title from Derek Taylor, who became the Sixth Fifth Beatle, and his predecessor Hank Marvin, the Second Fifth Beatle who became the Third Beatle (II) when Paul McCartney died.

The Mirror hears tributes flood in from Ringo Starr (The Second Fourth Beatle), George Harrison’s widow Olivia (The Twelth Beatle, on the grounds of there being only seven people in the Kidderminster area with greater claim to being the Fifth Beatle) and Beatle No.1 Yoko Ono.

Our thoughts are with the extended family…



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