Skidding Jackson Five Are The Osmonds Reformed
“JACKSON FIVE HITS THE SKIDS,” announces the Daily Star.
The paper leads with picture of the Jacksons in full 70s get up, doing that running-on-the-spot dance so beloved by dads at weddings and teenage girls now in their 40s.
That’s if it is really them and not one of the many Jackson tribute bands that now look more like the authentic Jacksons than the authentic Jacksons now do.
Going down the list the Star tells us that Marlon Jackson is filling shelves in a supermarket in San Diego, presumable not with his latest chart-topping CD.
Randy Jackson is “doing a variety of odds jobs”.
Jackie Jackson (so good they named him twice) lives at home with his parents.
Jermaine Jackson has not worked since his showing on Celebrity Big Brother, which puts him in the same bracket as his co-star Jo O’Meara. He owes, we are told, £2.5million to the taxman.
Tito Jackson earns as little as £250 a gig playing in a blues band. And Michael Jackson is now a dead ringer for Neil Diamond and hopes to carve out a career as Real Diamond, a lookalike.
Indeed, all the Jackson Five, of whom the Star spots six, should make a stab at reforming and performing as a Jackson Five tribute band. With suitable masks, lighting and an audience encourage to squint their greater pass for the popular bat combo of yore, or the Osmonds…
Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
