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Lady Heather Mills’ Amputation Offer To Fiona Shackleton

by | 26th, March 2008

heather-mills-killer.jpgMORE Lady Heather Mills insights in the Sun as the paper sees her Heathership make a “throat slashing gesture” in court at Paul McCartney’s “victorious divorce lawyer”, the wet-look Fiona Shackleton.

No comment from either party.

But some surprise that the gesture was not of a club pounding Ms Shackleton over the head in the manner of a fur harvester killing a seal pup.

As for the alleged knife gesture, we should note that Lady Mills is an expert in amputation and Ms Shackleton is in safe hands…

Picture: The Spine 



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