Kerry Katona’s WAWR On Water

IT’S been a restless night for Kerry Katona’s fan.

Yesterday’s front-page news in the Mirror that Kerry might be suffering from pre-eclampsia – “which kills 10 mums and 1,000 babies every year” – was a shock.

But today the paper bring news that Kerry will not be the celebrity face of pre-eclampsia but more likely a spokesperson for Women Against Water Retention (WAWR). Tests show that Kerry has “severe water retention”.

Speaking from her hospital bed in Warrington, Cheshire, Kerry, 27, tells those spin doctors gathered about her bed: “When the midwife said what it could be, it was a huge worry. It’s such a relief to know the baby is fine and my little boy is doing really well.”

Kerry will now be on diet of neat gin to reduce her waters…

Anorak

Posted: 27th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (11) | TrackBack | Permalink