The Quantum Sleeper Coffin For The Panicker In Your Life
by Anorak | 27th, March 2008
THE Quantum Sleeper for the panicker in your life.
Get one for your children. It’s this year’s must-have coffin.
Get one with a motor and drive the nippers to school in it. You can never be too safe…
“Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.”
People, of Tewkesbury-under-river listen up:
“With this unit you don’t have to run to a ‘Safe Room’, you’re already in it.”
It’s like Switzerland, but less wooden…
Posted: 27th, March 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
