How To Look Younger

“HOW YOU CAN LOOK TEN YEARS YOUNGER WITH ROSEMARY CONLEY,” says the Sunday Express.

No, not by standing alongside Ms Conley and so looking fitter and younger. Conley is a health and weight guru.

It’s by watching what you eat and exercising. And by taking vitamins, which the Sunday Express also advertises on its front page.

But if you really want to look young, why not wear a hood and look ten, 20, 30 years younger.

If you can equip your youthful look with a refer, a bottle of alcopops and someone else’s wallet, then so much the younger…

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