Man Admits Having Sex With Picnic Table
ART Price Junior has confessed to repeatedly having sex with a picnic table.
It was more of an affair than a one lunchtime stand with Price romancing the table between January and March of this year.
Police in Bellevue, Ohio, were alerted to the coupling after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the tape to police.
More interestingly, according to police, Price admits that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.
He took the tables out on dates, for some al fresco loving. It was most likely that the table wanted to go. Had it been a stay-at-home snooker table the affair would have remained secret, and, given the pockets, more understandable. But picnic tables love the thrill of the wind in their slats, the sun on their struts.
How you have sex with a picnic table is not delved into, nor if the table was made of wood or a pliable plastic
Mr Price is free on a $20,000 bond. And free for lunch…
Posted: 30th, March 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (12) | TrackBack | Permalink
