Dan Brown’s Princess Diana Code And Dodi’s Baby
PRINCESS Diana is today wearing a blue dress, gold earrings and a sunny disposition.
In “DIANA – Coroner says it wasn’t murder”, conspiracy theorists learn that the coroner in the Diana inquest can find not one shred of evidence to support the theory that Our Lady of the Immaculate Handbag was murdered.
Of course, this is grist to the mill for conspiracy theorists who know that they and the pigeons in the shopping precinct are privy to the truth.
Says the Mail: “After 89 days, £7million and 250 witnesses, Diana coroner decides what we all knew…she WASN’T murdered (and even Fayed’s lawyer’s agree).”
Indeed, dear readers, the Mail is in on it too.
“Di Judge Lashes The Liars,” says the Mirror’s front-page headline. But no, these are not those liars, those high-up Nazis, those MI5 operatives, those Royals, but they who say Diana was assassinated in an elaborate plot involving a car, a playboy and a tunnel.
But the truth will out. Dan Brown, author of the Da Vinci Code, has been studying Daily Express editions for the past decade and more, and using the applied science of “pinology” can reveal who killed Diana and what happened to the baby she and Dodi shared.
Now read on…
Posted: 1st, April 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
