Page 3 Mel Holds It Together For London Marathon
RACING the Maasai Warriors at this summer’s London Marathon is Page 3 stunna Mel.
Yesterday, we reported on how the Maasai Striders have been told that it is illegal to show certain parts of your body in the UK so is important to wear underwear.
Mel can only agree, although her reasons for underwater are for matters of speed and improved aerodynamics rather than etiquette.
Says she: “I’ve had to wear a sports bra during my training to stop my boobs from wobbling around.
But if a big-boobed Page 3 girl like Keeley or Peta tried it, they would have to strap them down. Boobs that size can do serious damage when they’re flying around.”
She’s not kidding. When “suicidal” Jade Goody ran a full eight miles of London Marathon, there was much fear her breasts would become dislocated and take out the large part of the Melton Mowbray Mincers.
Good on Mel for taking care. But can she win?
Read, steady, go. And they’re off. Although not literally…
Posted: 4th, April 2008 | In: Back pages, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
